Friday, January 23, 2009
Monday, December 8, 2008
sir walter raleigh was such a stupid get
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
i figured it out
so i think most people were confused about the pairing of Sarah Palin with John McCain but i figured it out. The Republicans are trying to make sure that they are the ones making history. It is fairly well accepted that if elected, John McCain will either die or be rendered medically unfit to perform his duties (yeah, i said it) as President. And then BAM! Your first Female President of the United States is Sarah Palin, Republican. And i say, well played GOP, well played. I'm not sure how McCain will feel about being a patsy but lets face it, he'll be dead.
Friday, August 29, 2008
i don't know what a "Barrett home" looks like but i imagine it to be something like this:

I have been getting into a lot of fights lately about Coldplay. They start out as civil discussions about music until i mention i don't like Coldplay. Then the strangest thing happens. The person responds to my statement as if i just cut the head off their parakeet or dismembered their favorite Barbie doll. Its a very emotional response and it is DEFENSIVE. I said all that to say this: The following quote comes from an article about the albums that should not be listened to.
"Finally, I know no one likes Coldplay anyway, but just in case no one mentions them I had to bring them in. No list of records not to listen to would be complete without a cheap shot at Chris Martin and his musical sludge, the aural equivalent of a Barrett home."
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
factsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfactsfacts are not the truth
Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts dont do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things
Facts dont stain the furniture
Facts go out and slam the door
Facts are written all over your face
Facts continue to change their shape
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts dont do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things
Facts dont stain the furniture
Facts go out and slam the door
Facts are written all over your face
Facts continue to change their shape
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